One day a Minister, a Curate and a Atheist went out on a fishing trip together. They are in the boat and the Curate says “Oh, no! I’ve left the paddles on the shore”. He then gets out of the boat and walks on the water back to the shore to get them.

When he gets back in the boat the Minister says “Oh, no! I’ve left the bait on the shore as well”. Then just like the Curate the Minister gets out of the boat, walks on the water to the shore and returns to the boat with the bait.

Then Atheist then shouts “Well if guys can do it, so can!!”  He then gets out of the boat and falls straight into the water.

The Curate then says to the Minister “Do you think we should have told him where the stones are?”

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Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother ,”Why is the bride dressed in white?”

Because it is the happiest day of her life

The child thought for a moment then said, “So why is the groom wearing black?”